Where is Davis?

An actual conversation between Madeline's mom and I at playgroup.

Me: "Davis just loves to pull tissues out of the tissue box. And he likes to chew on it like gum."

Madeline's mom: "Really? Has he figured out the toilet paper roll yet?"

Me: "Oh yea, we have to keep all the bathroom doors closed so he can't get to them."

(pause)

Me: "Where is Davis?"

Yes, it actually happened just like that!